I just got a message on Growlr asking “Would you shit in my mouth?” and just…no, but how do you even reply to that?
lockjohnson said: omg. that little dog is adorable! :D
Well he is pretty cute…
So yesterday I was at the grocery store and they came over the loud speakers and said “Please report to the produce section for the CORN SHUCKING CONTEST. Whoever shucks the most corn in 60 seconds will win $50!” and I was in a hurry so I didn’t do it. But there was a 75-80 year old guy in an electric wheelchair near me who just went “HELL YEAH. Daddy’ll kick ass at that!” and sped off to the corn. It was all very surreal.
Anyway today I was watchin my main jam, Spider-Man, and Peter Parker’s fighting BONE SAW in the cage match and he’s like “cute outfit! did your husband make it for you??” and when I was 7 that line was hilarious but now I’m like, screw you nerd maybe his husband DID make it for him. And then I started thinking about BONE SAW's cute husband making his tight wrestler's outfit and wishing him a good day at the ring RIGHT as Peter Parker started beating the crap out of him. And I was like, gosh, Peter Parker's being a jackass straight boy rn, I hope something bad happens to him. Then Uncle Ben died and I felt like I went too far